Wednesday, 13 October 2010

Tuesday 12th October


West Bay 3.00

MG


For the first time today as people stared at me as though I were mad, I was able to stare blatantly back at them – who WOULDN'T want to swim on a day like this?! We've had three days so far of utterly perfect weather, the sort we dream about and rarely get in August, let alone October. It's windy at home, but the beach is so protected by the cliffs, that the water is calm and still. The tide is low and I think the beach is deserted until I spot little huddles of people in the rocks in each alcove, like the last remaining villagers after a Viking pillage. It's a day, clearly, for sitting, thinking, looking out to sea. Not for me though. I feel very self conscious as the only person on the sand – the eyes of all are upon me as I strip off, wade in, and plunge. It's not cold – but different. There are a few exciting moments in which I am thinking, "this is… sharp". It's murky still as well, which surprises me – it's been so still that I'd imagined the water would be clearing (I'm dreaming of those days in June when the water was so clear that I thought my own shadow on the bottom 20 feet below me was a shark) but it's just as murky as Saturday and my legs are an even more shapeless blur than usual. I bob and watch the people watching me. Then out of nowhere, a ferocious wind gets up – I must have crossed an invisible line, though I can't see how that's possible, where the cliffs no longer protect me from the wind. I have to swim with the wind behind me, which is a very odd sensation, while the currents below echo those above, so I feel thoroughly pummelled. I spot some people arrive and change very professionally, so I keep my eye on them as they approach the water – but they turn out to be Prancers, in and out before I've time to say "hero".

I'm already late, so I turn and pearl dive inwards, though my inclination is to keep my eyes firmly shut in the alarming murk below. I can't believe how close I have to be before I'm back in my depth – I keep putting my feet down hopefully and vanishing without trace like Shelley in the Arno. I only scrape the bottom with my tows when I'm about three metres form the wave break – from there it's a steep scrabble out. This is why this stretch of coast is so treacherous.

As I hurriedly change and dash to leave, not, for once, thinking about how heroic, brave, romantic and enviable I must appear, one of the Viking-pillage-survivors catches my eye, and "Bravo!" he says. This warms my cockles more than any hot chocolate.




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Brighton, 5pm

Feeling a bit energetic after 2 days of too much sitting still, I decide to combine a run and a swim. This seems a really good idea until I realised I was in an unfamiliar city where there are always lots of people on the beach and I only have 1 set of house keys (the long-suffering SH who does not swim but does watch my stuff having gone back to Dorset earlier). My imagination started going overboard with most scenarios involving my bag with keys being nicked while I was swimming leaving me with no way to get in the house and no cash but with an expensive trip to the locksmith wearing only my cold wet swimwear…

I got over this dilemma by hiding a cash card in the garden (at least then I could buy a pint and some dry clothes before going to the locksmiths). And deciding not to be so paranoid.

Another beautiful mid autumn day. An easy downhill run for a kilometre led to the seafront promenade and level running east or west. I head towards Hove again, turning round at a pre-determined 2.5k mark. Just before I am due to start the up hill return home I stop for my swim. As expected the beach is busy (although the sea is empty). I stop between two people who I think look respectable – they are both reading books, surely book-readers would not nick my keys…

It feels fantastic to swim in cool water after a hot run, the water is a little clearer than yesterday and almost flat calm.  After a few minutes swimming I feel almost ready to run up the hill home. I glance nervously back at my stuff but I have managed to leave it at the bottom of a dip in the beach meaning its invisible. Either that or the book worms have got it. I am enjoying my swim too much to worry about it so continue with breast-stroke in to the sun.

When I eventually get out my stuff is fine. The book readers did not seem to have noticed my belongings or my swimming and my faith in humanity is restored. And I feel a bit embarrassed at being such a country bumpkin in the city.

Up hill is the slog I was expecting but much better for the swim. An ideal combination, kind of like a mini aquathon.


SW

Dartmoor and the Sharrah Pool – a Guerrilla Repor


Monday 11th October

It took me 23 years to realise that if I get in my car and drive for an hour, I can be in a wild swimming paradise; Dartmoor. Five rivers have their source on Dartmoor, bubbling up from beneath slabs of granite to flow across open moorland and through ancient woodland, trickling and gushing and roaring to the sea in a cacophony of laughter and tears, like a whole lifespan condensed to the charting of a water course. Each time I come, I fall a little bit deeper in love with this most extraordinary of National Parks, where on every hilltop the view waits like a present, and in every valley, a river sings. Roger Deakin shared this passion – in all three of his books, he writes with characteristic eloquence of the delights of Dartmoor ("it is one of the last great wild places in England, one of the fifty royal parks that still retains it's integrity, one of the few places in England where you can stand alone and remote, quite out of earshot of any road"). When I eventually came here three years ago for a week long jaunt with JJ, it would have taken hearts of stone to prevent us falling under Dartmoor's spell. The weather was beyond words; it was the end of July, and every single day we arose to boiling sun and blue skies. We swam three times a day in, I think, each of the five rivers, running down Tors to throw ourselves into pools at Dusk and Dawn, and had swims which cemented both of us as lifelong Wild Swimmers. I've never felt so well in my life as at the end of that week, and since then I've taken every opportunity to jump in the car and snap off a little bite sized chunk for the memory bank.

And now, joy of joys, there's PJ, at University in Exeter and dying for an escape from the rigours of her social life and TS Eliot. We've set a date and today's the day, dawning with cloudless skies in an orgy of perfection. The Mascot is still Sore in the Paw, so I've got the Mascottini, who makes a fairly good substitute, though as a co-pilot, she's not ideal. Every time I turn around to reverse, she leaps from her seat (sunny disposition leads her to suppose that I am turning around purely to tell her how much I love her) and covers me with kisses. When she's squeezed into the passenger seat, she chooses the most unexpected moments to suddenly stick her tongue into my ear, causing me to swerve across three lanes of traffic. PJ, when I spring her from Campus, and allow her to usurp the Mascottini from the passenger seat, manages to resist this temptation.


We're in high spirits as we flee Exeter to a cacophony of horns as I career around roundabouts (my driving seems to have taken a downward swerve – at one point an emergency stop deposits the Mascottini on the floor, and causes PJ to remark that she feels like she is in a ride at Alton Towers) and a colourful stream of untruths as PJ rings her tutor to tell him she needs to reschedule their meeting today to a time when they have more leisure for a LENGTHY DISCUSSION…

We're still trying to decide where to go as we eventually shake off Exeter – Cullverton Steps in the North East corner of the Moor, or the Sharrah Pool to the South West, when the road signs make our decision for us; we seem to be heading down the A30 straight to the Sharrah Pool. This suits me as I've been wanting to make this pilgrimage ever since JJ and I attempted to get there but were defeated by failing light, and had to plunge in where we stood. Kate Rew talks of it with mystical reverence, a 100m long pool on the Dart, buried deep in the woods below Mel Tor and marked on the OS map by the end of the footpath. Though it's so late in the season, I'm determined to at least see this legendary spot, and knowing me, I think I'll manage a dip. PJ is just as keen; she's a fledgling (minnow?) but fearless wild swimmer, telling me as we drive along how she swam two miles along the Wye in August, carried along by a current so strong that she couldn't stand, even when it was shallow enough to be able to. She's caught the bug and has packed her bathers along with a healthy dies of insanity. Just what's needed.

We pause only to hog a large lunch before weaving our way toward Holne. As we plunge down narrower and narrower lanes, my Spidey sense tingles as we approach the river. It's Holne Bridge, and for once I'm concentrating on the road ahead. So much so that I barely register the figure standing on the bridge parapet as we pass by. As PJ and I open our mouths at the same moment to say "look at…", he jumps. Slamming on the brakes, swerving into the hedge and, once recovered from a fit of hysterical laughter, we struggle out of the car and rush to the bridge. 30 feet below, a narrow gulley between shards of rock into the black water. To the right, clambering up the bank to where he has left his bicycle and his clothes, a boy. But before we have time to swoop on him with praise and admiration and proposals of marriage, he's gone. It's like a vision, a mystical vision laid on especially for us, two people here for the swimming getting a glimpse of wild swimming at its most raw and vivid. Were we two completely different people we would stand on the bridge ourselves to jump, but there is absolutely no question of that, so we're back in the car and on our way, but feeling buoyed up and inspired by the sight.

We park up in Holne and set off along the footpath, which starts in green field and then plunges into the valley to weave through the woods alongside the Dart. Our side of the river is cloaked in oaks; across the way, hills rise and loom over us. The Mascottini is in fine form, dashing ahead to check there are no tigers, and tearing back to tell us all about it. She helpfully attempts to push PJ into a stream which spills across our track by gently nudging her in the ankles with an enormous log which she is carrying in her mouth. PJ, teetering on one foot, is forced to clutch at the air for balance. But, mishaps aside, we skip through the woods, while below us, the river, like the Jabberwocky "wiffled through the bulgy woods and burbled as it came". VERY LOUD as PJ nervously points out (Kate Rew warns that the Sharrah  Pool can be risky after heavy rain)….

After what seems a very long time, and after several false alarms, we climb a stile that signals the end of the National Trust path, and there ahead of us, it lies. There's no mistaking it – the Sharrah Pool. I see now why Kate Rew adopts her mystical tones; the pool lying as it does between rapids and upstream of that raucous, burbling river seems like an undreamt of paradise. It's still, deep and black, carved out of rock on either side, 100m long and 10m wide – a pool dreamt of by some celestial swimmer, and it's overwhelming perfection and splendour floors us for a moment.




 And then a pair of upturned kayaks spill down the rapids and bob into the pool. It's hard to know what to do. Clearly, two kayakers have been spat out upstream and smashed their brains out on the rapids. A gory scene fills my mind. We should call the police. We should call the mountain rescue. But before we can call anyone, a figure appears on the bank and throws himself into the water to recapture his bolting mount. "There are some awesome rapids up there!" He shouts to us. My imagination is rebuked. It strikes me that what kayakers are looking for is generally the exact opposite of swimmers; boiling fast flowing water is as useless to us, as beautiful, empty, still pools are to them. But outdoor adventurers are united by their differences.

We have some banter with the kayakers before they disappear downstream and leave PJ and I no choice but to take the plunge. The moment has come. We balance on rocks to change and then PJ, in a moment of fearless recklessness, steps down into the water. She lets out a strangulated mewl of misery. And as I step in, I see why. The water is so cold it feels like my skin is being peeled away from the flesh. It's hard to believe that water like this can still be flowing smilingly along. But there's no way out and PJ, terrifyingly quickly, has stepped down and with a "I've got to do it, I've just got to do it" is sliding away from me in a deathly silence. I have to follow her. I cannot put the feeling into words. I couldn't at the time, opening and shutting my mouth in a paralysis of silence. But once through the pain threshold, as always, I'm ok. My body heat steps up to the mark and curls around me, so suddenly where I was dying, now I am warm. But I can't relax, I know how cold it was and I'm frightened that this warmth is the precursor of something else – cramp, heart attack, hyperthermia. PJ, after a fearless start has gone for the plunge approach, submerging and then climbing out like a Russian bather who has cracked the ice with his fist. There she stands, atop a rock, shivering but glowing with the joy of having done it. I'm persevering, ploughing across the slightly alarming current to climb out the other side, before submerging and swimming back across. Submerging may have been an area. Brain freeze grips my skull so that for a moment I am blinded. But I just have time to see the black rocks below, in the coca cola peaty water. The pool is not as bottomless as it appears, and when I return next year I am going to pearl dive up its length and explore every cranny. But today that is the shortcut to an early grave. The cold and the deep, deep concern of the Mascottini, who has had a complete sense of humour failure and is tearing up and down the bank barking and crying, urge me out and I rise like Poseidon to stand on a rock, my skin lobster red and burning. But I feel A M A Z I N G. It's always, always worth it.

I hurry to dress, knowing you have to harness this warmth and preserve it beneath clothes. It's only in tying my shoelaces that the shivering impedes me. PJ is doing star jumps, assisted by the Mascottini, and as soon as I'm dressed we set off at a brisk trot. As a result I never really feel that spine clenching cold that I was so frightened of. PJ, though feeling peculiar, is warming up too and we tear through the wood to burst into sunshine in half the time it took to get here. In no time at all, we are sitting at a table loaded with scones and clotted cream. Before you've time to say "heroes".



A fittingly blissful conclusion to our already blissful day. We drive through the fading light across the moor, the Tors cast in gleaming gold, mentally marking potential walks and exploration for the coming months. And on every bridge – potential swims. For next season!



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Hove, 4.30pm

A post college walk west for variety led to Hove and a chance to swim on the other side of the piers. The buildings are grander, the esplanade is wider and it definitely all feels a bit more genteel.  A perfect mid autumn day with blue skies, warm sun, gentle winds and a calm sea.


The large pebbles on the narrow beach are hard underfoot and cause much stumbling so one cannot look cool, even in bright red shorts.  A calm sea and almost clear water beckons  (a few worrying floaters, best not to look too closely). Swimming out I reach a group of gulls bobbing on the water. My aquatic approach seems to leave them unfazed and they remain in place with just a few glances in my direction until I get close enough to touch them. Then all at once they wheel away, almost silently and re-settle a few yards off, safely out of reach again.


SW

Saturday, 9 October 2010

Saturday 9th October, 4.30pm

I am deeply embarrassed to report that the official sea temperature is a near tepid 16 degrees. We were feeling brave and a little smug yesterday and enjoyed admiring some colourful post swim body parts. But 16 degrees, that’s virtually the same as August! No wonder the bar is still closed!

Saturdays are always quite busy here and there were even a few fellow swimmers in or almost in the water – serious ones in wet suits in training for something impressive, a few prancers and a couple of normal swimmers (if there is such a thing).  Given the water temperature I am not surprised there are plenty of swimmers. I think it is just the gray skies and cold winds that put people off, its actually often warmer in the water than out at this time of year.


The Mascot, who is already elderly and a little lame has damaged her foot in a running incident and so has been replaced for one day only by her daughter, the Mascotini. She seems very excited by her time away from the rest of the pack and plays, jumps, barks and goes generally a bit mad. We all walk (or run, jump etc) five minutes to an empty patch of beach, just in time to catch the start and end of the promised Indian summer weekend. After 24 hours of Tupperware skies there were at last a few patches of blue and a weak sun.

We change and then run into the brown calm, swimming out into deeper water. MG recalls a news report of bottle nosed dolphins having been seen locally and we scan the horizon and listen underwater for them. We concede that although it would be amazing to see dolphins here it would also be the end of the blog as we would probably never have anything more exciting to report.  Therefore we were really quite glad that we saw nothing more thrilling than a few stray lumps of seaweed. We discuss ear problems – a swimmers hazard – and admire the patterns that the suddenly developed strong winds are making on the waters surface. Another lovely swim. A touch shorter than yesterday as the Mascotini is getting restless and we were probably in a little too long last time (ref alarming hands). Although the sea had been quite calm, as we were getting out the earlier noted strong winds were causing some very large freak waves to break right at the beach which caused some comedy falling over/being washed away.

I think we must have timed this one just right as we left feeling exercised and refreshed but not chilled and I am pleased to report, with normal coloured hands.


SW

Friday 8th October, 11am


My legs are feeling like someone has replaced the muscles with poorly set (Vegetarian) gelatine, due to my week struggling not to succumb to the plague. I’ve complained long enough (especially since Rebecca Eddlington has just won gold at the Commonwealth Games under much worse conditions…) so SW and I make a plan to meet at West Bay at 11am. Although KH can’t make it today, she lives nearest the sea and so has helpfully contributed a weather report; very windy and grey. So we think we will try West Bay and if it is too rough there, we’ll go further afield. SW has thought of a beach which may be sheltered in windy conditions, which we are keeping up our sleeve. But once at West Bay, the sea looks fine – pretty choppy, but safely so, and the beach itself is glorious – deserted, apart from a few dog walkers, and the cliffs at their ramshackle best against a darkening sky. We walk quite a long way down, only pausing to examine what looks like sea kale growing out of the cliff all the way down a seam. As we change, an enormous dog appears on the horizon, and Mascot, hackles raised, goes off to stake her claim over us, and any bits of old parkin, cheese rind or biscuits we might have about our persons (we have no illusions about that) but instantly regrets it and turns tail as the enormous dog galumphs up to her and then to us, but it’s very endearing, stamping it’s enormous paws all over everyone and the collapsing to be scratched.


Once the owner has reclaimed his giant, SW and I head down to the water which, I must admit, feels bracing. We do some prancing. SW thinks it is colder than Brighton. But with the memorable words “Be brave for the blog!” SW has disappeared into the murk, and I plunge after him. Although “refreshing” for a few seconds, I soon feel my own body heat wrapping around me – I try to explain this to SW but my explanation in terms of the-skin-as-a-built-in-wetsuit are lost in translation, partly because the wind whips away our words and the waves bury them in a tumult of crashing and thundering. As well as that, we are slightly separated, so as I rise on a peak, he disappears in a trough, rendering conversation rather taxing. But it’s great – the sky is black and violet and blue, and the Chesil Beach is shimmering. The tiny mascot looks lonely on the expanse of sand, and below us, our feet have disappeared in the murky waves. SW shouts something about underwater, and when I go under it’s completely disorientating, so dark you don’t know if you are up or down and the light from the surface only stabs through the top inch. But it feels warm and lovely and we’re in for ages – when we work it out afterwards we think it must be nigh on 40 minutes, though that seems extreme, even for us.

I’m out first, greeted by the over-enthusiastic bouncing of the mascot, who is always relieved when we make it out alive. Despite the advancement of the swimming season, the bar seems to be closed, but getting dressed quickly in lots of layers is almost as good as a thermos of hot chocolate. For various complicated reasons, SW has only got a towel the size of a flannel and is struggling to change without total exposure, which provides some comedy. Changing on the beach will be enough for a whole blog entry later in the season – the colder it is, the more complicated it becomes with layers and layers of mad, bag-lady outfits.

We’re feeling warm, but SW’s hands are horrifying; fingertips completely white and knuckles purple and black as though stained with plum juice. I’m normally the first to admire this mark of triumph, but I think this is worse than in previous years and urge him to wear the wetsuit gloves which he bought last year. But he brushes aside my concerns, and as we part (by which time it is pouring with rain) we have high hopes for another swim tomorrow.


MG

Wednesday, 6 October 2010

Wednesday 6th October, 11.00am

Back in Dorset and after a stormy night and low expectations I awoke to a calm clear morning, feeling hopeful. The wind picked up as I set off, a brisk westerly. I thought nothing of it as it had been calm since waking. Approaching Hive I could see white horses out to sea. A bad sign. Round here, a very bad sign. 


Chesil beach is a spectacular shingle ridge but it is not the safest swimming area and it has an infamous undertow. We are all very cautious of the sea here in bad weather. I get out of the car and the air is damp with fine sea spray. Waves are crashing in rapid succession and the beach is covered with gleaming white foam. The sea is muddy brown and I can see clumps of seaweed and branches being tossed in the surf. Its like August only sunnier. I walk a bit in splendid isolation, take some photos and return home disappointingly dry.


SW

Monday 4th October, various times

12.30pm Cogden, Dorset




After a weekend of rain and wind, a perfect autumn day – warm, windless and clear. A perfect swimming day.  With Percy in tow, met MG and the mascot, at Cogden and preceeded the swim with a walk, along the coast path behind the beach and up, picking odd blackberries on the way – the well-worn dog-walkers route. Yesterday a raging sea of great green foamy waves. Today just the gentlest ripple breaking on the shoreline, the water blue and shimmering like a beaded dress. We plunged in, just a momentary gasp of cold, and then swam and swam, out and along.  The water seemed actually a little warmer than the last swim of over a week ago, an odd tingling in my wrists but otherwise painless.  The mascot almost took to the water herself to escape Percy’s cavortings, and then they sat, guarding our clothes, their backs to each other, looking disdainfully in opposite directions, but keeping us in view.  Having swum out we looked back at the expanse of Chesil beach, empty save for a lone fisherman and a walker with her dogs; Lyme and the white cliffs towards Start Point so sharply delineated as to be almost magnified.  Hard to leave the water and only did so, after about twenty minutes, for fear of incipient hypothermia. To be greeted by Percy, leaping and twisting like a dervish and throwing himself wetly on top of us.  In the sun our bones warmed rapidly.  Often, as I swim, I find myself wondering whether this one might be the all time greatest swim. But by any standards today’s was GLORIOUS.  At home, a re-fuelling lunch of fried bantam eggs on toast.

KH



4.30pm, Brighton.


Sometimes one of us is away from West Dorset but the need to swim never diminishes. After being stuck all day in a room with 40 people and very little air I would have probably swum whatever the conditions. Luckily, by late afternoon it was warm and still outside. Ideal. Only problem was I had no kit. Being in a city that was not going to be an issue. Half an hour later I was on the beach with a towel borrowed from the hotel and a new pair of rather un-subtle bright red swimming shorts (‘sorry love, we don’t sell many at this time of year, limited range of colours and sizes you see’).


I spied a lone swimmer towards Kemp Town which made me feel more comfortable, its always nice to have company, however distant it may be. The sea was flat calm, lapping against the pebbles. Due to recent storms the water wasn’t clear but rather than the expected and uninspiring turbid brown it was a beautiful milky gray-blue.  The beach shelved steeply allowing a shallow dive from knee deep. The water was cool, clean feeling, refreshing after such a stuffy day. The views were a real surprise. Looking west, the ruined West Pier was framed by the nearby struts of the Palace Pier and looking inland, the stucco seafront was gleaming in the sun. 


The current took me eastwards but it was gentle enough to swim against and return to where I started. I hauled myself back onto the beach and dried off in the warm autumn sun. As I was leaving another swimmer was entering the water. I think I might just be able to get used to this town swimming lark.

SW



The Wash: 4th October 2010: High Tide 16:30: Snettisham 16:10

I reach the shingle beach as the sky turns a threatening shade of black behind me. I’ve never swum off this beach before, been to drunken parties here yes but swimming no. I walk up and down for half an hour debating the best spot to go in. The usual suspects appear dog walkers and today a man fishing on the incoming tide. Finally I panic that it’s about to rain so plunge in, the shingle bank is quite steep here so happily I avoid the usual wading. The water is slightly murky as the shingle beach only extends a short distance before turning into muddy flats. Perfect for wildlife less so for swimmers who like to be able see their legs beneath them. No sun today so the sky and sea merge and the sea is eerily calm. I watch little wading birds pick amongst the debris on the shore line, they pay no attention to me.  Walk back up the beach and chat to a guy in a kayak who pulls up having been out watching seals eating the fish the fisherman had been trying to catch. We talk about good beaches to swim from, Bird watchers and their telescopic lenses both agreeing that we feel quite sorry for the birds sometimes. He goes back in for a dip however still wearing his wet suit I note. Suddenly the sun makes an appearance on the western horizon. I look out towards the other the side of the Wash happy not to have lost anything precious like King Cnute but pleased to have snatched this moment from the usual post work slump of coffee and TV.     

JJ                                  .


5.00pm West Bay


I'm feeling decidedly peculiar by the time the second swim comes around. But 'flu like symptoms – absolutely NOT brought about by swimming, before anyone jumps to that conclusion, they are ABSOLUTELY UNRELATED – are no excuse on this most amazing of days; after our idyllic, dream like swim this morning, I'm not missing out on a second chance. I go down to West Bay at about 5, mascot in tow. When I clamber up the bank, the sea looks completely different and there's a sharp breeze blown up, just in the 3 hours since KH and I were here. It's incredible how quickly it can turn. But the sky is still cloudless and the sun smiling down, so the sea looks sharp and blue and inviting. It's all in the sun – on a grey day, this would look anything but inviting. But there are actually two people IN (!!!) and I know how warm it is, so I don't question it, but ditch the mascot and scamper down. It really is quite choppy; I have to choose my moment  between the waves (which are coming in very sharply) but once in, it's lovely. Murky and choppy, but lovely. As I'm swimming along the waves actually block out the sun a few times, which is less impressive than it sounds, as the sun is pretty low in the sky, but underwater the changing light as the waves sweep overhead – it feels like a forest on a windy day.

Every time I glance back to check on the Mascot I get a wave over my head, most embarrassingly when someone I know walks past and I raise my hand to wave and am instantly submerged. Not quite The Swimmer as Hero. There's ferocious barking coming from the shore as the Mascot overzealously protects my towel, and what with worrying about that, and being submerged every two minutes, it's not exactly restful. But totally worth it, always worth it.

I drive home feeling reborn – two swims in one day is pretty pleasing. And when I fall into bed, after Spooks, I sleep for 14 hours. That's what swimming does to me… either that, or the 'flu….

MG

Sunday 3rd October 5.30pm



It's not that I don't want to swim. I'm absolutely dying to, crying out to, I feel half dead without it (is that worrying?) but it's never a good sign when you can hear the sea before you see it. At West Bay there is a steep bank blocking the car park form the beach and normally it shields all hint of water from the oncoming crowd. But today as I get out of the car, a thump and a crash accompanied by a gentle spritzing of salty mist, warn me that all might not be as I hope. There's been a huge storm while I've been struggling through the urban grind for a few days – the roads are scattered with branches and relocating bits of houses – but a whispering voice had suggested that maybe, by a miracle, the sea would be calm and still. But it's not to be. Muddy waves are rearing up and the beach is completely changed by what really must have been a storm – a long, smooth expanse of sand washed clean and smooth by an immense tide. Only a few hardy children rushing in and out of the surf – two boys are having a great time daring each other to dash in and grab one of the buoys that the lifeguards used to corral swimmers in the summer. It has broken free and is cruising in the surf, coming almost to their feet before being pulled back and smashed by another wave. It gives me great pleasure to see the buoys exercising some mischievousness; they got us into trouble in May when we strayed beyond them and were humiliatingly reprimanded by a lifeguard who paddled out on his surfboard. All the witty comebacks we practised over the next months and never got a chance to use…




But for the Mascot and I it's instantly clear that there is to be no swim today. This, I'm beginning to remember, was our refrain last autumn. It's not US or the water temperature that was our downfall, but things beyond our control. The currents and sudden deep water on this stretch of coastline make foolhardiness and bravado, especially alone, nothing but insanity (not that I'm convinced by SW's lifesaving abilities but I have to admit, I have more faith in them than the mascot's). If SW were here – if it weren't so late – if it didn't look quite so muddy and terrifyingly ferocious – but in this case (and NOT every case) death by drowning isn't worth it to prove a point and we motor sadly home for lemon curd on toast. Tomorrow's another day.

MG


Postings from the North Sea: 3rd October 2010: High tide 15:23: Brancaster 15:30

Drive through the rain to Brancaster, I tell the parking attendant I am here to swim so he kindly lets me in for £1. Score 1 for Sunday swimmers. Tide is just about to turn and I get a boot full of water in my rush to drop my stuff. I have to wade out a fair way until the water is even above my knees. The sea is colour coordinating with the sky today a smoky dull grey. I man up and dive in. Cool but not the heart stopping rush of a mountain stream. The internet tells me the sea is a toasty 15c. I feel the pull of the tide going out so don’t go out of my depth but swim parallel to the beach towards Titchwell. The sea is calm but the wind lifts the spray. I can see know one between the beach and the horizon apart from my solitary reluctant lifeguard. I backstroke to the shore. Walking out of the sea the wind is warm. High smugness rating as I talk to my woolly hated watcher before heading back for another dip. I am rewarded as the sun bursts through the cloud, changing the grey to sparkle. The tide is receding fast as we walk back to the car revealing the carbon stumps of a prehistoric forest. We leave the solitary parking attendant in his caravan, my hair stuck to my head in salty clumps sand covering everything I touch.

JJ